This passed weekend, Kendra and I went up to St. George, Utah to attend a family reunion. I won’t say much about that other than it isn’t much different than any of your family reunions; food, talking, food then goodbyes. What I do want to talk about is my stay at the hotel. I’m not about to plug the Holiday Inn or anything. I just noticed something…something rather strange. What is it you ask? Well, proceed 3 lines down to find out!
Welcome back! Ok, so what I noticed about being in a hotel is that every single time I stay in a hotel, I always end up watching these three things on TV.
1) A Dennis Quaid movie.
It doesn’t matter which one I watch because there’s always 3 selections to choose from and they’ll play multiple times during the night.
2) A pastor of some sort.
Now, I have my own faith but for some reason if there’s a pastor on tv and I’m in a hotel, I will devote at least 15 minutes to listen to what they are selling. This weekend, I listened to a pastor try to sell me faith for $1,000.
3) Workout DVDs.I seem to always be eating pizza, burger or a bottle of high fructose corn syrup whenever I’m in a hotel and lo and behold I ingest a good 30 minutes to 22 hours worth of workout advertisements. Be it the P90X, Insanity workout, Brazil Butt Lift or a machine that not even the most health conscious supermodels look good doing. Maybe I’m just jealous… sigh.
Nate
